Be afraid, be very afraid. Fitzpatrick is a Harvard-educated, bearded, specter of misery. His list of exploits is impressive, his tally of victims vast. Fitzpatrick might come to a town near you, and watch out if he does — because misfortune is about to befall your quarterback.
With Halloween coming up it makes perfect sense that the curse of Ryan Fitzpatrick got Jameis Winston. I’m hearing Jacksonville Fans wish the Jags would have signed Fitz!